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How many Elmos are they gonna sell. As many kids get a kick out of that shit. look at this:

Mizgnomer’s Full Review: Fisher Price Brands Chicken Dance Elmo

Product Description: 

Chicken Dance Elmo is, you guessed it, Elmo! In a chicken suit. His yellow chicken suit is fuzzy and incredibly soft to the touch. His suit includes large orange chicken-feet, a red comb on top of his head, and a yellow and white tail in back. His chicken-suit cannot be removed — only Elmo’s red face and hands are visible outside the suit. Elmo stands approximately 10 inches tall. 

Elmo’s hands are attached to his chest, making his arms look a bit like wings (or like a kid trying to look like a chicken). As the music plays Elmo alternates between bouncing up and down while flapping his elbows, and standing still while rolling his head around. 

A small indention on each foot can be pressed to activate Elmo. When the right foot is pressed Elmo makes a chicken-like “bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk” sound as his head rotates around (not like the Exorcist — more like rolling it around to work the kinks out of his neck or something). The left foot activates the entire song, dancing, and the music. 

The song Elmo sings, accompanied by the Chicken Dance music is as follows: 

Come on everybody, let’s do the chicken dance with Elmo! 
Elmo wants to be a chicken, Elmo wants to be a duck 
(chicken-clucking) bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 
Flap your arms like a chicken, flap your arms like a chicken 
bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 
Make a sound like a chicken, make a sound like a chicken 
bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 
Come on everybody, let’s do the chicken dance with Elmo! 
Elmo wants to be a chicken, Elmo wants to be a duck 
bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk 
That was fun!
 

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