This shit sounds crazy but it looks good as fuck! y’all know I’m a food advocate right(HAAAAAAAA!), but shit man… I want those right now! HAAAAA!!!! You can get this recipe as well as others at Happy cooking, BLAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Watermelon Donuts

Yield: 1 serving

1/2 cup sour cream 
1 teaspoon of sugar (or to taste) 
1/4 teaspoon vanilla 
1/4 cup slivered almonds

Use round cookie cutters to cut 4 donut shapes from 1 1/2-inch thick slices of seedless watermelon. Sweeten sour cream with sugar and a touch of vanilla to taste. Spread one watermelon slice with sweetened sour cream. Top with another watermelon slice, frost with sour cream and sprinkle with almonds.

Watermelon Sandwich(Eat this before the sweets though):

Yield: 1 or 2 servings

9- or 10-inch round of herbed focaccia 
5 ounces Boursin cheese 
2 or 3 grilled chicken breast halves, sliced 
4 thin slices seeded watermelon 
1/4 cup sesame seeds 
2 or 3 ounces baby arugula 

Split focaccia through the center, as for a sandwich. Spread Boursin over cut sides of bread. Arrange chicken breast slices over the Boursin on the bottom slice of bread. Sprinkle sesame seeds over watermelon slices and grill quickly just to warm. Arrange watermelon in an even layer over the chicken add arugula and top with bread. Cut sandwich into quarters.